Idea for a country song: She made a mean whiskey, and he loved her still.

Bad Fortune Cookie: Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Making Things Better: One of the knights of the round table should have been named Sir Cumference.

Question: If you “push the envelope”, will it still be stationary?

Confucious say: A boiled egg is hard to beat.

Bumper sticker: If you can’t read this, you’re illiterate.

Feelings: Some people say I’m indifferent. Whatever.